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Chapter 447: "Surprise Zombie"

Enel's space Odyssey Volume 16: [Enter Name I don't know right now], the space pirates and their ship?
Kerberos: Growl...!
Zorro: What did he get pumped about all of a sudden
Zorro: Well then I'll-
Luffy: No wait! I wanna try tame it!
Zorro: This stupid mutt... you think you could be its owner!?

Luffy: Dog is dog! Oookay! Give paw : D
Kerberos: !! Woof woof gohng!!! *guzzle*
Luffy gets bitten
Franky: And he just said it...
Luffy: alright alright, be a good boy.... aaalright... now let go.... good boy....
Luffy: -- YOU ASSHOLE!!! (Luffy smashes the Kerberos into the wall)
Luffy: Pshe
Sanji&Zorro: No, no....
Robin: Although you just did this it has a big wound, it's strange that it's still alive.
Sanji: Above that, I wonder why there's somehow a fox mixed into it.
Everyone passes the gate, Franky and Luffy are riding on the back of the Kerberos
Luffy: This island is so much fun already with this sweet guy popping up and all
Franky: So after this moat there comes a forest eh...
Sanji: Heeeey Nami-saaaan!! Scoobyd Nami-san where are youuu!!?
Robin: You're not looking so good, Kerberos-san
Zorro: Weeell... don't pity him, you're hurting his pride (<- what's he saying about dentists?)
Luffy: *looking ahead* Hn?
Human-faced tree: HA!!!
BAAANG
Luffy: That geezer tree... does a unicorn!! (<- okay, what?)
Gyaaaaah!
Luffy: I cought him!!
Franky: Me too!! This one's particularly strange!!
Geezer tree: Uooohhh please leave me out!!
Luffy: Hey you!! Do you want to go with me on a pirate's cr-..
Sanji&Zorro: STOP FUCKING AROUND!!!

Invisible dude: .... phew, that was close...
Doc: Hey! Absalom!! Are you there? What was that tumult just now!! Did you cretin go to the bathroom again!!
Absalom: *growl*... Hogback... I found a bride. That woman! She suits perfectly! I'll make her mine/ours!!
Doc: For that matter, she has a bounty on her head. You can't have her!
The ghost which was on Sunny: This time there are six persons with bounties on them. Among them one has a bounty over NINETHOUSone hundred million, the captain is even 300 million worth.
Absalom: 300 million.... You said that pretty easily, Berona. If the government gives out 300 million for him he's not just any pirate eh?
Doc: That means we'll need to go all out to catch this trophy... Absalom, seems like you'll be busy tonight...!!

Inside the mansion, second floor corridor

Usopp: There just can't be something like an Invisible Man!!
Nami: He totally was there! You must have seen when he was holding me up!?
Usopp: !! .......................... no I didn't see anything!!
Nami: You totally looked!
Usopp: That was a trick question! You wanted to get me say I saw you naked so you can claim money from me!!

Nami: I could have been dead!! But you'll have to pay anyways
Usopp: But me! I don't believe a single thing we ran into on this island!! The invisible man was just our imagination, that ghost - a strange bird, and the zombies were... a tribe of underground people!!
Nami: What.
Usopp: And don't forget about the skeleton that once died and came back by means of a devil's fruit we ran into!! He's the exception among exceptions...! There's no two same [devil's] powers in the world. So there's no way other dead people could come back to life!!!!!
Usopp: Right!? In that case there must be a natural explanation for those creatures!!
Choppy: From medical point of view... I think so too that these things must have a natural explanation. But since Dr. Hogback threw away his glorious life to study here... maybe there's something miraculous like that about this island
Nami: Don't you have a little too much confidence in that guy!?
Choppy: Dr. Hogback is a really great man!! I respect that!! You're being disrespectful!! There's not a single proof that the Doktor is in cahoots with the zombies!!
Nami: *looking at a pirate's portrait hanging at the wall* ..... okay... even if there is no definite proof... he still is pretty ominous. Maybe...
Portrait: .............

Usopp: W... why is it so dark in here?
Nami: Is this the room from earlier?
Chopper: Do..... Doktooooor!! Where are youuuu!?
Usopp: Ci.... Cindry-chaaan?
Nami: We're finished with the bath nooow...

Hildon: *hanging down from a chandelier* The two have already gone to bed...!! (<- wtf Hildon speaks so respectful)
Usopp: Gyah!! Hildon!!! How dare you dickhead leave us earlier in that graveyard!!
Hildon: I'm ashamed. I was just a bit off with the horses
Nami: That's nothing but a lie! You're all under the cahoots here on this island!!
Hildon: To say such a terrible thing... please, let me guide you to the guest rooms...
Usopp: Again guiding us to someplace...!?
Nami: This time to the real gates of hell maybe? We're finally going to leave now
Hildon: ........
Choppy: Eee?! Wait a minute, please let me talk to the Doktor one more time!
???: Ohohoho, they're giving you the cold shoulder, Hildon
Usopp: Hn?
Hildon: Please leave me alone, I will guide them to their rooms
Portrait of a woman hanging on the wall: You think that's such a good idea? These kids have noticed a many things... so before letting them stupidly escape...
Choppy: Why is.... that picture...

Portrait: We won't let you go home, kids!!!
GWAAAAH!!! (<- some soundeffect)
Chopper: Gyaaa!!!
Usopp: Uwah, Chopper!!! From out of the picture a zombie---...!!?
Chopper is caught
Nami: Chopper!!!
Chopper: Help me!!!!
A pig's taxidermy: Oink oink...
A sword that has been hanging on the wall is aimed and thrown at Usopp and sticks in the carpet on the ground

Usopp: WHOW!!
Pig: The zombie boss of this room is me, the great "Buchichuck"!! (<- buhi = oink) I don't think you'll be able to make even one step out of this room!! Oink!
Usopp: The taxidermy on the wall talked!!!
Hildon: .........
???: Ow ow ow ow ouch!!
Nami: What?! The rug on the floor....!!
The bear's skin on the floor: Who sticked that sword into my back!!!!!
Nami: Waaah!!

Usopp: Gyaaaaaaaaahh!! Nami was right, this mansion is....!! *while jumping from chandelier to chandelier* FULL OF ZOMBIES!!!
Nami: ............ ouch!! *pant*
The other portraits: Hey you on the chandelier, come down!! Rug-bear, knock him down! Make him fall down!!!
Usopp: Eat this, rug-thing bear!!! *throwing a candle*
Bear: Bear!? Blume a candle!! Hot hot hot!! I'll burn!!!
Portrait: Oh noes, fire!! ExtinguiSH it!!
Usopp: *throwing candles* I so totally know your weakspot! Take this and this and this!! All of you!!
Usopp: Chopper, Nami!! Let's get out through the door!!!
Nami: Yeah!!!
Chopper: Leaving!! Alright, alright!!
Usopp: Hurry, open it!!
Chopper: This is too much
*clatter* *clatter*
Chopper: Nami, what are you doing?
Nami: This... *pant* *pant*
Usopp: Don't tell me...!!
Nami: It won't open!! We're locked up!!!!
Usopp: The rug-bear's comin!
Bear: How dare you...!

Usopp: Duck!! (<- probably?)
The bear breaks down/into the wall "Dokaaaan"
Usopp: Ah... that was close. Now anyways let's get outta here!! To another room!
Other zombie: We won't let you escape!! Waaait!!
The three of them: Uwaah this here is.... the fireplace!! There's no place to run anymore!!!

*some noises* the wall behind the fireplace was a secret revolving door
The three of them: Huh? Where's this?
Zombies: Hey, they've disappeared!! They vanished inside the fireplace!! SHIT!! They must've found the secret passageway!! It's the one leading to Hogback-sama's lab!! Chase them!! It won't work, the door is blocked from the other side!!
Buhichack: ... oink oink, don't get all worked up, no matter where they run to inside this mansion, it's full of our "Surprise Zombie" fellows, oink..
The three of them: *while being chased down the corridors by zombies* AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nami: This corridor is no good!! Any place with pictures is no good!!
Usopp: Then... that room!!!

*SLAM* the door of the room closes
Usopp: Haah, haah, whow!! Another picture... no... phew, it's just a photography... no zombies...
Nami: That... it wouldn't be that chick...!? That plate hating... Cindry-chan.....! What?! This room....??

The room is plastered with photographies of Cindry, but without stitches
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DOOOOON!